January 01, 2012

He's just not THAT into you


Happy new year everyone! Hope you have all made attainable new years resolutions and hopefully one of them is to know when to let a guy go when he's not into you because certain baggage really should not be dragged into the new year. It needs to stay there, in 2011. So if you're in doubt and are confused about if he is THAT into you; fear not, I'm here to break it all down for you.

So, I have a couple of single girlfriends who go on dates every now and then and after a few dates or even before the first date they're usually very curious and anxious to know if the guy likes them. Sometimes the signs are as clear as day when he likes you, it's when he's not that into you that you get those mixed signals which are so confusing that you just want to pick up the phone and ask "dude, do you like me or not?" But obviously its easier said than done so we resort to checking our phones every two minutes, watching your Blackberry to see if that red light is blinking. You look at your phone for about 30 seconds without blinking just in case you miss it when you know that red light blinks every 5 seconds but you still unlock your phone to check if there's a message in case you missed it one minute ago when you last checked. As women and girlfriends sometimes we lie to our friends to spare their feelings by making excuses for the guy: "he's busy with work", "he's doesn't want to seem too eager", "his dog probably ate his phone", "he probably fell down the stairs, bumped his head, broke his jaw and has a wire in his mouth and his fingers broke from when he tried to break his fall so he can't call or text you." It's a very confusing time for women. So here we go ladies, bookmark this page.

1. He's not calling

There is no such thing as a guy being too busy to call, having no minutes or credit. When a guy likes you, he will find a way to call you. He will ask his friends, use his work/house phone, use the phone box (they still make those?) or even ask a stranger in the street. I don't know, I just know that I will not accept such boohockey like that. If he's really that down on his luck he will ask you to call him because he really wants to talk to you that much. If he likes you he will call. Period.

2. He's not asking you out

If he likes you why doesn't he want to see you again? If a guy likes you, he will be sure to schedule another date with you soon because he'd want to get to know you better and be in your company so if he's not asking you out and there isn't a good reason why, he probably doesn't want to see you again.

3. You always initiate contact

Do you always find yourself calling or texting him first? When you scroll through your text history it's always you saying "morning babe, hope you slept well. Have a lovely day" and your reply is a few days late or even no reply at all? You always ask him if he wants to meet up with you. You always call him to say "hey stranger, just calling to see if you're still alive." Oh, he's alive alright. He's just not THAT into you enough to pick up the phone and call or text you.

4. He's always busy

There's no such thing as he's busy. I hate to break it to you girl but it's a lie. A man will never be too busy if he really wants to see you. He will drive by your house after work for 10 minutes just to say hi. He will call you when he's on his way home, in the toilet, when he's having lunch, whatever but there is no such thing as he is busy. If he is really THAT into you he will make enough effort to stop you wondering if he likes you. Once you hear that, tell him to hit the road jack because he's feeding you lies.

5. He's not acknowledging your efforts

I have a friend who is quite possibly going to kill me for writing this story but it is just too funny, I have to share. Hold on, there are two stories from two friends I am going to share with you. Keep in mind that I am putting my friendship at risk here by sharing this you.
Friend one bought a sexy bow for the man in her life at that time. It was his birthday and she wanted to do a sexy surprise for him so she took a picture of herself in the bow, sexy pose you know the finger in the mouth, booty tooch and all that and nothing! She sent this sexy picture to him and he didnt even reply. So she called T-Mobile asking what was wrong with her picture messaging service to which they confirmed that everything was fine and her last message had been delivered successfully. So the obvious thing will be to ask the receipient if he received the picture to which he replied that he had. *Crickets*

Friend two, this story gets me going everytime I end up in stiches whenever I hear it or tell it. So my dear friend  was so smitten with this guy that she decided to surprise him by turning up to his house butt naked. On her way to his house while she sat on bus 54 (bus number has been changed to protect said friend's identity) he called her. They made idle conversation and he told her that he was on his way out to see some of his friends, well at this point she had no choice but to ruin the surprise and tell him what she was doing and this son of a gun told her to go back home. Really? She was sitting on the bus butt naked on her way to see him and he is going to choose seeing his boys over a butt naked woman. He's either gay or does not like you booboo.

6. You're the last priority

So you want to do something but he tells you that he'll let you know. Does he have plans? No, he's waiting to see if something comes up but if it doesn't you'll be the first to know. You have a date planned this weekend but he cancels last minute because he has to go out with his friends *blank stare*

7. He only hits you up on Facebook or twitter

I know this guy, lovely fella so I'm not going to cuss him but I am going to call him out for the foolishness he did. This guy had my number, email, MSN, home address, youcatchmydrift but he felt that it was OK for him to only talk to me on Facebook. I didn't mind because he was cool so when I was online and he was online we spoke, you know, it was cool until he asked me out. Eh? I'm not talking about asking me out on a date, he asked me to be his girlfriend. On Facebook. Yes. My question was if we were going to be having some sort of Facebook relationship that I can't 'poke' any other dudes on Facebook because you know "he was my boyfriend." No excuses because this guy was a very out going sociable guy who did not lack confidence, we had actually been out on a few dates before so no. Stupid excuses, unacceptable really. If you have my number why are you not calling or texting me? Hell, there's whatsapp you're not hitting me up on there either.

8. He's not making any effort

The thing about men that my daddy told me on one uncomfortable drive on the M1 to Leicester from Middlesbrough, I remember it like it was yesterday; it was that uncomfortable. My daddy thought it was a good idea to talk to me about men... Daddy, come on! But I sat in silence and listened. He told me that men are conquerors. That's what they do, by nature they live to conquer. He didn't specify however what it was exactly men wanted to conquer but I think we all know. So, if a guy hasn't conquered yet or has indeed conquered already and he's still not making any effort, chances are that he does not want to conquer. He is not interested to the point that he feels the need to make any effort.

9. Out of sight, out of mind

I once dated this guy who I was really crazy about. Let's call him Bob. I dated Bob initially for about 3 months and was totally smitten. When I was with him he treated me like the only girl in the world, no Rihanna. I looked forward to seeing him every weekend. I travelled every Friday from London to Leicester where he stayed to go and see him. Bob however had one minor fault. He didn't like me. Did I know this? No. I was too infatuated with his perfect body and perfect five year plan that I didn't even notice that when I was not with him, he did not do anything to acknowledge my existence. When I called him, he didn't pick up. When I texted he texted me back two days later. I finally decided to break up with him since he just wasn't showing any interest in me when I wasn't with him, I sent him a break up text (don't judge me) he didn't even text me back! Need I say more?

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